Wednesday, December 26, 2012

My Harvard Vocabulary



It’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. 

Because it had been so long, I felt this overwhelming pressure to make the next post a literary piece…you know, because I *am* halfway through a grueling academic year at Harvard.  (Insert eye roll)

But it did make me think about my writing and vocabulary. You would think that my being at Harvard would have caused my vocabulary to have grown exponentially. It hasn’t.

Don’t get me wrong, my classmates and I joke about some of the “expanded” language that is in our required readings.  I think some of these PhD’s use the trick of verbose language to meet chapter length since their publishers dictate font and spacing.  Then we students read it and get nothing out of it because it is 2AM, the coffee has long worn off and we have another couple of hundred pages to read for another course before 10AM.  It gets old quickly.

So, my new phrase which is concise, to the point, and shouldn’t be repeated in the presence of minors is: That’s fucked up.  I don’t like using it, because the f-bomb isn’t very lady-like, but the more I read about what’s going on in the world, the more appropriate the phrase is able to articulate what I’m feeling.  Unfortunately, I seem to be saying it more and more.

Mitt Romney and his 47% comment: That’s fucked up.

Honey Boo-Boo and Family: That’s fucked up y’all.

The Taliban shooting a young girl in the head because she wants an education: That’s fucked up.

An in-class discussion about the practice of murdering twins at birth because they’re bad luck, when I have a twin brother: That’s doubly fucked up.

M23 + DRC + Rwanda + rape as a weapon of war: That’s fucked up

The NRA spokesperson’s response to Sandy Hook and his solution to gun violence: That’s really fucked up.

The list goes on…

So, when you hear me say “That’s fucked up” it’s not to minimize what happened; it’s just my first gut reaction. Then my brain and heart engage to start the dialogue on to what to do in an attempt to fix the problem at hand.

I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.  Right now, I’m just thankful that I haven’t started a comment in class with my new phrase.  It might make for an interesting spring semester though.